my...whims...

u know..it kinda happens sometimes, that everything u see or hear has a specific pattern in them that keeps repeating.. with me, it occured today. every other blog i visited had an entry.."my likes"..or "what i hate"...
seeing this made me feel handicapped (for some silly reason that i cannot explain rationally)..
anyways...so i decided my extensive reader circle (puff...look who's talking.. :P) shud have something funny to read abt..especially concerning me..

since ppl have already stated abt their likes n dislikes quite honestly, i am planning to be a lil "hatke"..the following is a list of all the "wierd" things i like in life...the twist is..they r a bunch of big lies..mind u BIG LIES...

1. i love lizards..charming tongues, slithery bodies..( puke puke puke..that ws soooooooooo yucky..)

2. i love those "will u frandship with me...i like u...hi...hru?gimme ur no lets b frends" kinda ppl from orkut..they are so endearing..friendly..so outgoing..all those guys wanna talk to u just on the basis of ur profile from a stupid site.. so intelli..wonderful ppl...

3. i have a particular penchant for ppl who misspell their words.."sai ram nudels".."kesar badam ise creem"...or those who wreck havoc with their marvellous english vocabulary.."saraswati plaza..backside of titan showroom"...man..just wonderful...

4. ooooooooh...getting push msgs (hot n sexy rakhi sawant photos...click to download!!) n my dum networks calls at 3 35 am in the nite, just when i am ready to slip into deep slumber is so cool...no words can describe tht feeling..."airtell intoduces hello tunes offer..." ya..pay 30 or 40 bucks every month so that the fellow who gives u crank calls every now n then can indulge himself in the exotic tunes u offer...

5. this one..i dint tell u...go to college on a bleak saturday afternoon for some godforsaken lab class..find no one in the college..run to the office n then find a half torn paper hanging on the notice board..
"college holiday" on the account of some ex vc's death three days ago....... shucks.....

6. the best one of course goes something like this..study an entire semester abt a subject i amnt remotely interested in..n then..on the day of the exam..find out that every question in that paper is..outta syllabus...
mind blowing..(this actually transpired..last sem..dme..i hate engineering..!!!)

statutory warning: if u find them funny...have ur share of laugh...if u find them dum..be considertae enuf to navigate away from the page. donot bother to tell me that i seem stupid..i already i am a nincompoop in certain spheres of life.. ;)