perverse strings..

no strings...lots of frills..
this is what i am looking for..so y is there a dearth in the male establishment to satisfy this meager of requirements..???
i mean for all practical purposes..what i am asking for is the barest of the bare minimums..

intelligence
looks
attitude
well read bookish knowledge
bucks
wit
humor
sensitivity
smartness
sincerity
trust
honesty
some sarcasm
a dimpled cheek
most probably a cleft
awesome biceps
a bulging purse
a phd(preferably)
some style
a gourmand knowledge
love for mythology
belief in palmistry...
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punctuality
writing skills
lucid articulation
n ofcourse,...loads of love for me

see...the list is so short..(dont mind those dots in the middle...google guys objected the addition of tht matter thr..they thot i was gobbling up a lot of space)..

why isnt thr a mr. prince charming around???!!!

god save me!!!