wayward caprices----part 2

what am i upto??!!!

long long ago, there lived a dainty princess in a far off land. she was very noted for being multi-faceted. she delved into academia till 3 am in the night, she painted using her hand as the easel, she knitted with the enthusiasm of an 8th month preggy, she cooked with the ardor of a newly wed and... aah...an exhaustive list that was...
but what happened then? ha haa...kahaani mein twist...she met with her match..n puff..all this went into thin air. what is she doing of late? she attends her classes with great difficulty, she's lost her passion in teaching, she stopped cooking. n what happened to her? the princess was lost, lost in lore...infact, she became a paradigm for couch potatoes and gluttons (under the pretense of epicures), gave up her niche, fell off the cliff of achievement, lost her flat abs, endured friendlessness and boredom (vicious combo that one..i tell u!!), gained a double chin n became a roadies fan (screwing up 2 hours per day to reruns of saturday's footage over the entire next week).
viola!!! grrrrrrreat!
and now, as happens in every fairy tale, the princess wants her rightful place...back! so now, the princess arms herself with (a lil dilapidated) self importance, ego and oodles of confidence. its war...and the time has come to salvage the ship...
aye aye captain!!

another karan johar in making..
("oh darling!!", with that characteristic wave of of the hand)..

first it was the right hero and heroine, but a wrong story. then it was the right hero, wrong heroine and right story. next it was the right hero and heroine, but a wrong vamp (and a male one at tht...goodness gracious). next it was a right hero, heroine, story, but bad drama. now, its a boggy soup - wrong hero, wrong hero, no vamp, right setting and a perfect script!
what are we waiting for? the spot boy to show us some lime light and some auspicious muhurt to give us the signal...
Action!!

Odysseys' Penelope..

i just hope Homer wouldnot be turning in his grave for this vapid account of my life, in the name of his characters! anyways, moving on to the actual write up...has anyone ever encountered a live, impatient female, who yearned for being an impatient penelope? historical annals would stigmatize such blasphemy, and still...lo and behold! here i am walking in flesh and blood. i have only four words in return to all the declamation and tirade.
god bless my odysseys.

to be or not to be...

four admissions, all from the top 20 colleges of u.s. of a. any girl's dream come true. and here i am, planning to wake up at 4 early tomorrow morning to be present in the puja room. for what purpose, now i have come down start begging for financial aid. truly, "wishes and water have similar traits...both run in the forward direction"..(plagiarized from "jodha akbar"...translated by her highness...me!!)
ungrateful wretch!

orange obsession..

remember the ad, where all the customers get scared stiff coz the pulp of the oranges in vicinity keeps vanishing? he he...that has become my obsession - minute maid pulpy orange..shake and use. the other one's is lakme sun bloc..effective sun protection with spf 25 (oil free protection) this one was a dream till i decided to indulge n became prodigal, throwing 140 bucks down the drain. now, i am left with a super oily sun ban lotion, that gives even castor oil a complex!
what do u know now? i can go to consumer court for justice??!!!