At your risk!!

I dont know if facebook was always like this, tagging one another for answering exhaustive questionnaires. At times, at the end of some, I got this false feeling of being a celebrity...I mean, who else would wanna tell about their jam preferences to the world..n what sort of losers would actually care!!

That being my astute take on getting tagged, I have an obligation and this one is exclusively for Jagan!!

This one definitely demands time. And I was asked to fill it up if I had zilch to do. I am doing it just for fun.. Its pretty time consuming...n believe me, at one point boring..but here goes for nothing!!

1) Are you really ready for 106 questions?

kinda..

2) What are you going to do tomorrow?

Take a tube shot of nano aluminium, tungsten trioxide and ferrous oxide in a sol-gel composition..

3) Who is the last person you hugged?

Sindhu ( for the records..we are both straight!!)

4) When was the last time you drank Coca Cola?

Yesterday afternoon..without paying for it!!

5) Have you ever been sad?

Between bouts of incredible energy...yes..

6) Have a best friend?

Yeah

7) Are you a boy or girl?

Girl..

8) What is your relationship status?

Committed :) to work.. ;)

9) How do you want to die?

Young..

10) What did you last eat?

Ramen 2 minute noodles..

11) Have you ever been suspended?

Nope

12) Are you currently listening to anything?

only to my overheated conditioner going grrrrrrrrrr..

13) When was your last non-physical fight?

Last week...it was non verbal too...a sort of a cold war..

14) Do you have an attitude?

Sure, I do!! I just dont flaunt that openly..

15) Ever been in love?

Yes.. :D

16) What is your real name?

Keerti Sahithi Ramam Kappagantula

17) When was the last time you punched someone?

Never, but I did stab a guy..

18) Name someone you know whose name starts with the letter K?

Keerti.. ;)

19) Do you hate anyone at the moment?

Oh yes (fyi, I am sporting a pretty sadistic vicious smile on my face)

20) Do you miss someone?

Yes...lotsa ppl on the list, but primarily amma..

21) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?

twirl with a fork and cut with the teeth..

22) Do you tan a lot?

Yes

23) Have any pets?

Nope

24) How exactly are you feeling?

tired, bored and suicidal..

25) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?

Yes

26) Ever puked somewhere public?

Nope

27) Would you take any of your ex-friends back?

Nope...I dont forgive easily..

28) Are you scared of spiders?

Hell, yes!!

29) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

By God, I would...

30) Do you regret anything in your past?

I should have been more careful with my PR!

31) What are your plans for this weekend?

Dallas...

32) Do you want to have kids?

Yup..

33) Ever slapped someone?

Sure did...loads of times!!

34) Do you type fast?

I dont exactly set the keyboard on fire...but I guess I am good..

35) Do you have piercings?

Yes..

36) Want any more?

Yup..

37) Can you spell well?

Yes
(W-E-L-L) (that was a pathetic joke, not even worth a smirk)

38) Do you miss anyone from your past?

Yes

39) What are you craving right now?

Amma..

40) Ever camped?

Nope..

41) Do you like swimming?

Yes..

42) Have you ever been on a horse?

Yes, for a brief while...

43) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?

No

44) Have you ever broken someone's heart?

Loads of times, honey...

45) Have you ever been cheated on?

Yes

46) Have you seen your best friend cry?

Yes

47) Would you live with someone without marrying them?

No way, mom n pa would kill me!!

48) What should you be doing?

Grading undergraduate projects...but that seemed damn tedious..

49) What's irritating you right now?

Maitri, my roomie..

50) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?

Yes

51) Does somebody love you?

:) fortunately, yes..

52) What is your favorite color?

White and red

53) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?

he he...yup!

54) Who are you talking to right now?

No one

55) Do you have trust issues?

Yes, I hang in the extremities thr...

56) When's the last time you ate fast food?

Yesterday..

57) Have you ever shaved in the kitchen

Noooooooooooooooo

58) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

Yeah

59) Did you want Barack Obama for President?

Nope..he's cuttin ginto my research grants..

60) Have you ever cheated in a test?

He he..I am not answering this one..

61) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?

For what I am worth, I know he does all the time...

62) Who was the last person you cried in front of?

Sindhu n Maitri

63) Do you give out second chances too easily?

Yeah..too easily that people start taking me for granted!!

64) Is it easier to forgive or forget?

Forget...I rarely forgive..(I love having vendettas all the time!!)

65) Is this year the best year of your life?

Nooooooooo... In a way, it is proving to be the worst!!

66) Who was your childhood crush?

Shah Rukh Khan

67) Do you think you're a good person?

No...As a matter of fact, I dont..

68) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

Yeah

69) Whats the Last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

Read 7 pages from Leon Uris' Exodus..

70) Is there anyone you wish was still in your life?

Yeah! The innocence that made me ask my parents the reason why I was not present in their marriage photos...

72) What is bothering you?

How cold is it gonna be tomorrow...

73) Have you ever been to the states?

I currently am in States..

74) What's your favorite place you've been?

Badrinath..

75) Are you listening to music right now?

If the conditioner's grrrrrrrr is music then, I am..

76) Do you like Chinese food?

Yes

77) Do you know your fathers b-day?

Obs...duh!!

78) Are you afraid of the dark?

Yup..

79) Is cheating ever okay?

Depends..

80) Are you mean?

Yes...I am a mean mean bitch...

81) Can you keep white shoes clean?

No

82) Have you noticed this survey stopped getting personal?

Now that you mention it...

83) Do you believe in true love?

As long as it is symbiotic...yes...

84) Are you proud of the person you've become?

Nope..I could have been better..

85) Do you like kids?

Yeah

86) How many do you want?

Two...twins preferably...

87) Do you like the outside?

No..

88) Are you currently bored?

Yes, This damn questionaire is proving to be awfully long!!

89) Do you wanna get married?

Yup, ASAP!!

90) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

NO WAY!! I loathe it..

91) Are you hungry?

Nope..

92) Do you have a bank account?

Yes

93) What makes you happy?

Cooking..

94) Would you change your name?

No...I like everything about myself, just the way it is..

95) Ever been to Alaska?

No

96) Is there a chance of a new tattoo or piercing soon?

If the concerned authority permits me to, I would not mind getting a funky tattoo..

97) Do you watch the news?

No

98) What' s your zodiac sign?

Aries..

99) Do you like subway?

Yes

100) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

Pass...I am not answering this..

101) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

As I said, Pranee is too short for me. Besides, his girl friend can kill him and me. So, no issues.. :D

102) Do you talk like your friends?

No, I am the most voluble of the lot!!

103) Is it annoying?

You need to ask them honey..

104) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?

Yes ...yes, yes, yes!!!

105) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

Yes

106) Who is the last guy/girl you talked to?

Maitri..

The incorrigible

I have always had a bad taste, be it in clothes, food, chocolates, presents, jewellery, books...u name it! I always chose the wrong guys to have crushes on in high school and college. I always ended up spending awfully lot more money than necessary and then despair about it later. My perception of life oscillated between black and white (i am not colour blind!!)..I either like people or I dont and that plunged into many a troublesome bogs!!

After 21 years of countless peccadilloes, you would expect a girl of IQ 132 to figure what is right and wrong and stay away from the damage causing environment..but NO!! Here, we are talking about the incorrigibly stupid me. I have always been making mistakes, falling down, getting burnt third degree...and then recuperate and start all over again!!! In a way, I am fed up with this perennial cycle...I wish I could put an end to this...